imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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