Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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