Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
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He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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