we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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