I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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