He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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