did you get engaged???
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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