In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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