We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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