Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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