The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
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there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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