this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I think I just sharted jello shots
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