I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
