dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
So. Much. Porn.
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