Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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