My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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