so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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