There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Randomize
