We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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