How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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