Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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