she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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