Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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