just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
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I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
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