Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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