U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Someone shattered a urinal.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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