I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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