Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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