we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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