Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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