Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
