This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
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Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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