sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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