he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
high people should be assigned attendants
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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