He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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