Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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