the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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