i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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