What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Randomize
