this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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