I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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