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It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
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shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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