This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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