It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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