what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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