When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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