i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I party with great urgency now.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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