Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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