The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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