We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Randomize
