There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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