I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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