he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We left the knife in your bed.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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