So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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