im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I smell stomach acid.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
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My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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