But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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