Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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